This alligator head

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Alligator head side view
Alligator head side view

I've had an alligator head on my dresser looking at me. I have had this alligator head for quite some time, around 2017. My mother got me this wonderful alligator head on one of her work trips. When I first received this alligator head, I thought to myself, "Is this going to eat me? Am I going to eat it? Then I realized it was a fake; it was never real. Now, when I look at it, it's the same, but it has dust on it, now it weighs 0.000001 grams, quite heavy. The alligator's head has two dull black eyes, teeth that, when you touch them, feel like sharp, pointy teeth, and two nostrils, the right one being more visible than the left nostril. My mother got the alligator head from New Orleans. I bet I could beat an alligator in a fight. The alligator head is a really good display piece because you can just look at it for a while and still be interested in it. If the alligator head could talk, I'm pretty sure it would ask, "Where am I? Why am I a head?" Then it would die because it's just a head with no blood circulation. That's my story on this amazing alligator head. I bet if the alligator head could talk, it would say you're amazing.

Place(s): Minnesota, Minneapolis

– K l

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